WTF?

What's going on here? I thought Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge were on the outs?

Fake.

The two were spotted bikini shopping earlier today while MTV went along to document the outing.

They're friends that are faking trouble for the cameras. And money.

I haven't seen an episode in ages! Is it still airing new ones?

Eh...

The Real Reason : Justin Bobby!

Well, well, well. If this is a publicity stunt for The Hills, it sure is working. But then again, haven't we all wondered why Audrina (Patridge) and Lauren (Conrad) have really been on the outs? Is it honestly Lo Bosworth? Guess not. According to reports, Lauren hooked up with Audrina's on/off boyfriend, Justin Bobby (cymbals clashing)!

Audrina posted on her own blog that she doesn't know what's going on and she can't say for sure if this story is true or false but added it is hurtful. Conrad has denied these rumors through In Touch magazine.

Dang! What's up with that? Classic tale of a guy coming in between BFF's.

The questions are: Why won't Audrina say it isn't true? Does she believe that there may be an ounce of truth to all of this? Or is this all part of the producers plans to keep the story going? If true, how could Lauren do this?

Audrina Just Doesn't Care

I had refused to write a piece on "The Hills" but I received a request last night in my buzzed up state of mind. And a follow up e-mail this morning. I won't go into too much detail, but the numbers for Monday night's season premiere weren't as high as last season's. The folks @ MTV are attributing the Olympics factor to the decrease in viewership, but I think it might be that just as Audrina doesn't care about the tense situation with Lo, the world doesn't care all that much about "The Hills". In addition to Audrina not caring, she's also "over it". That last scene was the funniest part. How did Lauren manage a guest spot on "Greek?" And I must admit that Heidi is way prettier than her sister. Who is she anyway and you know she's just trying to cash in on their expired 15 minutes! What do you think, P-Man?

And Jean Jacket Wearer, I hope you solve the mystery as to where that beloved piece of denim is hiding. Maybe it's @ The Bottom of the Hill...

Edward Cullen, Is That You?

Robert Pattinson was out clubbing last night @ Les Deux. And he wore that shirt to an event some weeks back. Unless you've been living under a rock, you all know that Pattinson will playing Lestat, oops! wrong vampire. He'll be portraying Edward Cullen to Kristen Stewart's "Bella." Am I getting that part right, Twilight gang? During filming, Stewart was only allowed on set no more than 5 hours a day since she was not 18 yet. So the director said that was proving difficult as she is in almost every scene. Is she really? Luckily, her birthday did come around during the shoot and they jacked up her hours big time.

Here is Sir Pattinson @ the Comic-Con convention last July.

And speaking of Les Deux, that is/was The Hills' Lauren Conrad and company's fave spot. I was reading a comment in Entertainment Weekly about Conrad's feature cover on the magazine recently. The reader said he'd rather stare @ a blank piece of paper than read her issue. Classic! I laughed so hard last night little drummer girl was like, "Hey! What's so funny?!"